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Van Badham

Microplastics are everywhere, even in human testicles. So will the patriarchy finally step in?

Pollution United States
Young man lying in multicolor ball pit
‘It should only require you looking at your own balls, those of someone you love, then realising, holy shit, there is plastic in there. Photograph: Sven Hagolani/Getty Images/fStop

There is plastic in your balls!

Surely this should be headline news every day until the news breaks that “there is no longer plastic in your balls”, accompanied by photographs of celebration parades and ecstatic couples kissing in the streets.

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