Michael Smith turned his darts into bolt-cutters and finally sent former locksmith Gabriel Clemens packing, but his kids were banned from the crunch semi-final between the pair.
And as 'Bully Boy' reached his third final in five years at the Cazoo PDC World Championship at Alexandra Palace, he resolved to prepare for tonight's date with destiny by lying in bed all day and watching episodes of Catchphrase.
Smith's emphatic 6-2 win against Clemens was the stuff of game show jargon: You can't beat a bit of Bully. He revealed he had banned his kids Junior and Kasper after their support distracted him during his St Helens 'derby' win over Stephen Bunting in the last eight.