
There’s a chaotic energy emanating from this year’s Winter Olympics in Milan.
In less than a week since the start of the Milan Cortina Games, several scandals have eclipsed the sport - like environment protests; ski jumpers allegedly resorting to penis injections of hyaluronic acid so they can achieve long jumps (dodgy dick doping, if you will); Czech ice dancers Kateřina Mrázková and Daniel Mrázek skating to an AI-generated track; French biathlete Julia Simon winning a medal three months after being convicted of stealing her teammate’s credit card; and reports that this year’s gold medals aren’t all that sturdy and falling apart.