Time to Log Off is a weekly series documenting the many ways our political figures show their whole asses online.
For someone who proudly bragged about not caring much, former first lady Melania Trump sure would like you to think she really cares these days. Specifically, she would like you, the money-having public, to think that she, the even-more-money-having model wife of a(n alleged) billionaire politician, has some vestigial altruistic bone in her body from some hazy, unspecified past in which she was somehow a significant philanthropist and hero to the unwashed hordes. What’s more, she would also like you to believe that by funneling your money to her, so that it becomes her money, you too can be part of the aforementioned philanthropic heroism by getting in on the ground floor of her foray into the wildly unregulated, deeply harmful, insanely annoying world of beep-boop art.
