It’s been a relatively quiet year for Megan Fox. Last year, it felt like every other day brought a headline about her and fiancé Machine Gun Kelly — drinking each other’s blood, going on joint hallucinogenic trips, splitting up, not splitting up, etc.
Whether we liked it or not, the pair continued to offer up information, in excessive detail, on their bizarre, intimate love affair, and the media lapped it up like a hungry bloodhound (or like Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly at their all-you-can-drink bottomless blood brunch or whatever.)
