Are you of the opinion that an acceptable social life of a mum should consist of family meals out, Facebook and the odd hen do, or baby shower?
If so, you might want to look away now. Contrary to popular belief, there are plenty of mums, like me, whose life goal wasn’t to be admin of the school mums' WhatsApp group. Strictly Come Dancing isn’t my idea of a good Saturday night, and I don’t buy into the illusion that sitting in with a bottle of gin and nice wax melt is bonafide leisure time.
So where do I turn? I don’t like cocktails, restrictive clothes, or high heels. Although I have recently begun a love affair with the curly blow.