A Newcastle barman has a rare condition which means he can taste, smell and feel words - and that's having an impact on his love life.
Henry Gray, 23, has been able to taste, smell or have a feeling associated with words for as long as he can remember. He found that he had lexical-gustatory synaesthesia in 2009 after his parents and teachers noticed him commenting on the tastes of his classmates' names.
Synaesthesia is a neurological condition which results in the joining or merging of senses not usually connected. Those affected can often taste or smell when hearing, speaking, reading or thinking about words.
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For Henry, the name Boris Johnson tastes like 'squishing a hard-shelled beetle with his foot' and popstar Harry Styles is like 'hair sticking up like telephone wires'. And he says that Donald Trump is like a 'deflating rubber duck'.
In spit of Henry's condition, he insists that most of the time feelings are background noise but would struggle to be close friends or even date someone with a name he really disliked. The barman said: "I've always associated words and names with tastes, smells and feelings - it's all I've ever known.
"To me, Kate Middleton is vaguely like jaggedly cutting cloth with a knife in a church and I can hear it. Cameron Diaz is like a sparkly disco ball slowly rotating and Jennifer Lawrence is like sniffing the inside of a shoe.
"One of the worst names for me is Kirsty which is the faint smell of urine. I’m not sure I could be close friends with or date a Kirsty."
"It’s hard but I do judge people based on their taste or smell with their name. It’s always strongest when I first hear a name or am introduced to someone, but I can normally tune it out in day-to-day life."
When starting university, Henry had to change accommodation after he was placed in a flat with a Kirsty, Duncan and Elijah. He continued: "I had to change accommodation because they're some of the worst names - Duncan is like a bird dipped in smoky bacon crisps, Kirsty is a urine smell and Elijah is like licking an eyeball. I couldn't form a friendship with them or live with them so I changed halls."
Before Henry's parents and teachers pulled him up on his comments on classmates' names, Henry had assumed everyone was able to taste or smell words. He added: "I would say things like Lucy is like a big red lollipop when they called her name out in the register and everyone would look at me confused."
Working in a pub and having to look at people's IDs gives Henry a strong tense of taste and smell.
"Sometimes it could be an image or feeling - like Leanne is a rose leaning on a window. The name Francesca is one of my favourites and is silky warm chocolate coffee."
Henry often gets the feeling of a word strongly when he first meets someone and is able to block it out from then. He is mainly affected by the condition when it comes to names, but other words such as 'off' has the smell of rotting and 'because,' which resembles a split wooden clothes peg.
He said: "I love the name Alice which is sliced apples and my sister's name. Hayley is like faint soft music.
"One of the worst is Ian. It’s like having a sticky, blocked ear, all gammy and waxy - like the sensation of earache."
Henry's best and worst names according to what they taste and smell like to him
Top female names
- Francesca - Silky warm chocolate cappuccino
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Safa - Espresso-soaked sponge cake
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Alice - Sliced apples
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Abby - Orange Hubba Bubba
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Hayley - Faint soft music
Top male names
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Mitchell - Stretchy cheesy shell pasta
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Theo - Cotton ball in mouth
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Oscar - Citrus orange juice
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Martin - Smarties
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Bailey - Warm milk
Worst female names
- Kirsty - Faint urine smell
- Mary - A pile of unwashed pink bed sheets faintly smelling of damp
- Kate - The sensation of burning myself on ice, like falling over on an ice rink and scraping your skin on dry ice
- Natalie - Like broken wooden splinters in my mouth
- Gertrude - Tastes like when you swallow back your own sick
- Daisy - Sickly sweet butter that’s been left out in the sun and it’s turned orange
- Arabella - A long smelly sock
- Danika - Sharp segments of ready salted crisps lodged in my throat
- Vicky - Like biting into shattered glass
- Brittany - Sensation of having my hair caught in something and pulled
Worst male names
- Harrison - It’s like an itch on my body that I can’t scratch, it’s everywhere and nowhere - I don’t even like saying ‘Harrison’
- Elijah - Like licking an eyeball - makes my skin crawl to say it
- Rupert - A beer burp
- Brad - The sensation of rope burn
- Dylan - A toilet seat
- Braydon - Genuinely provokes horse manure smeared on a wooden wall
- Teddy - Beige unwashed settee covers
- Hafsah - Feels like running my fingers through an old person's greasy thin hair
- Ian - A horrible name! It’s like having a sticky, blocked ear, all gammy and waxy - I guess like the sensation of earache
- Warren - Feels like heartburn
Celebrity names
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Boris Johnson - Is like squishing a hard-shelled beetle with a foot
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Jeremy Corbyn - Feels like soft bum-fluff hair on a young man’s chin and cheeks
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Donald Trump - Is a rubber duck flattened, letting out air as it deflates.
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Kate Middleton - Is vaguely like jaggedly cutting cloth with a knife in a church
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Cameron Diaz - Is like a sparkly disco ball slowly rotating
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Timothee Chalamet - Is a warm bowl of sugary Sugar Puffs
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Emma Watson - Is like a tiny pebble dropping into a puddle and it ripples
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Matthew McConaughey - Is like choking on a really smoky cigarette
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Jennifer Lawrence - Is like sniffing inside of a shoe
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Viola Davis - Is like pouring scintillating water from one pretty glass vase into another
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Harry Styles - Is hair sticking up like telephone wires
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Philip Schofield - Really smoky
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Holly Willoughby - Being something like a hopping kangaroo
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Kim Kardashian - Is vaguely kind of like quickly ruffling handkerchiefs around in a hand
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