The removals lorry that arrived at Cristiano Ronaldo's Cheshire home on Monday was so large it could not turn into the private road he resided on. There were three attempts made to turn into the steep street and traffic ground to a standstill for an hour.
Eventually, the lorry left without anything loaded. An obstacle with cumbersome movement, no success and a galling departure, it was like one of Ronaldo's last performances for United.
His divorce from United was not amicable but it was mutually beneficial. Ronaldo is unlikely to have bothered clearing his locker at Carrington and it will be a while until United tweet @Cristiano again. The Trafford pub is in need of a lick of paint to cover Ronaldo's mural.
