Not many have escaped Cristiano Ronaldo's scorched-earth approach unsinged this week.
Erik ten Hag, Gary Neville, Ralf Rangnick, the Glazers and Wayne Rooney have all caught bullets with every passing snippet gradually released from Ronaldo's interview with Piers Morgan. Thankfully, the teasing finally came to an end on Wednesday evening as the first half of the 90-minute sit-down was released.
While there was more criticism for Manchester United's lack of progress and two of the three managers who have overseen his return to Old Trafford, the more explosive elements of the interview appear to have been held back for the airing of part two on Thursday. While we wait with bated breath for the sound of more pipe bombs exploding there is one strange, understated target of Ronaldo's ire.