A man stunned to find a Tardis-like portable toilet dumped in his allocated parking spot was forced to slap a hilarious note on it demanding Dr Who shift his 'space time sh**ter'. Awais Shahzada arrived home at 10pm from a gym session and was stunned to spot the Site Equip portable toilet taking up his designated space.
The 32-year-old was forced to park his car on the road due to the blue box, that looks similar to the famous Time Lord 's Tardis, being left there by workmen.
Despite having to park elsewhere, Awais found the funny side and scrawled a note that he stuck to the door politely asking his 'mate' Dr Who to move his 'space time sh**er'.
The local government worker posed next to it for a series of hilarious snaps before contacting his estate agent the following day who had it moved.
The full note reads: "Hi Dr Who. Mate, you've parked your space time sh**ter on my parking bay. Can you please move it? Thanks!"
Awais said: "As I was driving I thought 'what is that? Is that a toilet? Why is it on my parking bay?
"I messaged my friends about it and were all saying I should push it out or that they could come the next day and move it.
"I never got angry [about it] because it's a toilet, it's kind of funny.
"I thought, 'I've got a second toilet now, haven't I?' If I ever want to go to the toilet, I can go to the one just outside the door.
"Maybe Dr Who has had to cut back in the cost-of-living crisis? It must cost a lot of money to maintain this time machine and travel through space as well."
After discovering the unwelcome deposit in his parking space the previous evening, Awais was thrilled to see the portable loo had been moved and on a patch of nearby grass.
Despite the toilet being shifted, his note was still emblazoned across the door much to his amusement.
Awais said: "They moved it, which is good because I complained, but the sign is still up there.
"I wondered if they even saw it, I was a bit confused. They could have moved it or taken it off.
"If I'd decided to be cheeky and put a toilet there and then someone put a note on it, I'd take it down to save myself embarrassment."
Awais shared photos on social media, with the post racking up almost 200 likes, comments and shares.
Social media users found the snaps hilarious and commented on his predicament.
One wrote: "Missed an opportunity to say 'Turdis' there surely."
Another commented: "Dr Poo in his Turdis."
One wrote: "Who dumps their bog on someone's property?"
Site Equip declined to comment.
