A man stabbed his friend with a carving knife following a row at a birthday party about oral sex, a court has heard.
Christopher Morris plunged the weapon into his mate's thigh, and when police arrived he told them he was the "suspect", using his fingers to make quotation marks in the air as he said the word. The victim was sat on the floor bleeding heavily through his jeans, and officers performed emergency first aid until an ambulance arrived.
Sending the defendant to prison, a judge told him that anyone who uses a knife to inflict serious injury must expect immediate custody.
