Man Spotted Chowing Down On Raw Chicken Drummies In Adelaide Do We Think He’s Okay Or Nah?

I’ve done a lot of dumb shit in my lifetime. I’ve hitchhiked in a country I didn’t speak the language. I’ve accidentally burnt my ass cheeks trying to do an anti-cellulite mask and one time I even went off my anti-depressants because a psychic told me to. But while a few of my questionable choices have been death-wish adjacent, I’ve never gotten as close to seeing God as this bloke in Adelaide did when he decided to chow down on some raw chicken drummies. In two hurl-enducing photos submitted to Instagram page @shitadelaide, an anonymous man is seen riding down some escalators at Westfield Marion, opening a freshly bought plastic tray of raw chicken drumsticks.

 My sensory issues are going into overdrive from this pic alone. (Credit: Instagram / @shitadelaide )