There are more disgusting Magic: The Gathering cards in the universe's lore than those contained within this upcoming Halloween-themed Secret Lair drop. However, there's something about the malicious no-good gluttony of Slimer that fills me with dread.
For the uninitiated, these aren't new cards, but essentially "skins" of old ones, released via the TCG's Secret Lair series, which has crossed over with properties like League of Legends, Lord of the Rings, and Monty Python. Now existing in the same hallowed halls as Hatsune Miku, Slimer is getting five entire cards dedicated to his pustulent visage. The art of which has been shared by Polygon in the run-up to the Camp Totally Safe superdrop.
