WHO ELSE IS KEEN FOR TONIGHT’S MAFS RECAP? Sorry to be so aggressive. But when you get something new after years of watching this shit, excitement is warranted. Let’s get into the MAFS
HarrisonJessehe’s my bro even though I do not like him and have said this previouslyMAFSMAFSJohn Aikenif things go bump in the night, I will not object
Lyndall and Ollie
Alyssa and Cam
Tahnee and Rupert
Evelyn and Prince Eric (Duncan)
Bronte and Layton
Melinda and Bunnings Douche
WAAAAAHAROOGAMAFSforks are my favouriteI’ll need u to kiss me to break the spellcockhere he comes to wreck the daaaaayhappyI TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!IDGAFu like????CAN’T TOUCH THISbusinessbaiiiiiMAFSwe were told it’d be free as long as we kept the delivery bags in the shotu literally got another number during this experimentI thought Ralph Lauren could be our first joint collablet me influence umy fists are your values clashinglovingomg I’m so glad u askedMWAAAHAHAHAHAa mysteryour babies would spontaneously combust from good genesfine, if we have toyeah! whip that cream!I WILL ACCEPT THIS ROSEsameello Sheila did Tahnee tell u we like to role play?“that’s hot” would’ve been more appropriatehate thatI’m TRYING TO but burn my condoms and give me nine months firstYOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND YOU NEVER WILL EVEERRRRme me mesee y’all in 30 seconds!hugs for Prince Eric xoxoxoxoxJoshJanelleSandyCaitlinChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.
