Time for Dan to get ripped to shreds by one of the MAFS
as hard as they did last seasonstep it upJesseClaireMAFS experimenttreat someone like shit, noted!it’s either that or a lighter for the sage, IDKHarrisonreally? I picked u as a Coogee Pav guyBronteRupertEvelynshe Taylay am I laughingSandyWRITE LEAVE U R TOO GOOD FOR THISMAFSMAFSMelSchillingnow fuck!it’s nice to have my feelings considered for onceMAFSomg stahhhhp!AROOGA!aaaand I’M DRYROCK ON!couples who devil horn together slay together? MAFSwhatever fuckfacehe makes me feel like shit, actuallyMAFSAlessandra Rampollayou did not listen in my sex class and for that, you will be punished‘Cause tonight is the night when two become oneeeeeBAHAHAHBUHSVuwdvueMAFSJohn Aikentell him, John!ewoff to SeaWorld to be with my peepsMAFS recapcan’t touch thisMAFSMY HEART IS BROKEN FOR THIS GORGEOUS, STUNNING POWERHOUSE OF A WOMANROBBEDit’s true, I was worried about your uterusalsowho are these rodentsomg thanks u toolwhyyyyyyoh em geethe only thing they’re falling into is a brand collabMAFSMAFSgo have some more wild roots, byeeeLaytonMelindadid u bring the laxatives bebo fuck sorry headmasterfuck he’s onto usWAAAAAAHHHas per my last emailMAFSOllieTahneereal stokedLyndallCamMAFSand then I… told Lyndall that!it is true, I am married to a man childthe woman wiped my ass Lyndall, fuck!that can’t be good for uAlyssaDuncanWAAAAAAHHmah mannTaylaHugocan u ever just be… pressed?I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH[inaudible mumbling]da fuq u just saycourtcan u all shut the fuck upI didn’t know all 3 of your cheeks were off limits Cinderellaloldouble lol / my cheek can’t wait to meet Prince Eric ME TOO SIR!MAFScome on Cinderella, not much time before you turn back into a pumpkinthat iI condemn you to the windowsillMAFSthis is my terrified faceshe’sare we forgetting that you called me a cuntwhere do u think you’re going missyfuck the lot of yaChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.