Let’s get this final vows over and done with and hopefully remind ourselves that love does not conquer all in the process.
Our Gen-Z lovebirds — as MAFS expert Mel Schilling
TahneeOlliecan’t lookah, to be young and in loveOllie and The Great Glass ElevatorLyndallCamwas fully sick toojust as i hoped!!!EvelynRupertI’m taking me and my unhealthy wee dresses outta herepop![inaudible thinking]uselesswas also sweaty as fuck if i remember correctlyhowlingur lazy and i hate uglad to see the back of ur skiddies tbhHGWCIGYGEWIYEYIYCEi do not play favourites with my feetok it’s been fun but bye ONTO THE NEXT!nice try you twoMelindayou got married the day you met, the only way is backwardsMatty Jdo u accept this vow renewalCUTIESYOU ARE PERFECT MANdid we just become best friends?!i need a Zyrtecwe were surrounded by idiotsi love srirachabby u know the producers put me up to thisYEAH WE ARE!put a label on it boiOUR GEN-Z LOVERSi was younger when i said thatDanshe’shimdeadset thojust a touchi learnt my lessoni just want a boyfriendMAFSyou’re a tool. that’s the hard truthshit to see youjust because there’s a simple goal doesn’t mean we should scorei hate your big bad fish flippers and the way you do your hairfark i almost got away with that oneyou’re a fuckboy!when did u grow a spinetough titties doll that’s the way the show worksbut I prepared a ditty!I DUMPED HER FIRSTc u in the NTthat’s betternamasteYEAH IM BREAKING FREEMAFSPEDESTRIAN.TV’s FacebookChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.
