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MAFS Recap: I Hope You’re Horny Because Fucc Week Has Commenced It’s Raining Rubber Fuckies

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My favourite MAFS recap is a Fucc Week recap! Whatever, send me to horny gaol. Shannon

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — shower; verb

CaitlinJanelleAdamsaying he would go home with Claire Lyndall

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — so u would

JoshMelissathis “viral” video

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — peanut butter and dick or i want a refund

BronteHarrison

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — i’m off my tit just meet me at the ferris wheel at 5

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — no i fkn didnt

not

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — DA FUQ GASLIGHT IS UR MIDDLE NAME

DON’T MAKE ME CLAP AGAIN

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — whatever douchemonkey

MAFSAlessandra Rampolla

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — i feel personally attacked

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — i would like u to meet my little friend

Alyssa

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — get that rubber fucky away from me!!!

Melinda

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — every party has a pooper that’s why we invited two!

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — HEHEHEJHBCHABEVHERBHRVE

yuck

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — lol fk that

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION

meow, Daddy!

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — HAHAHAHBHUBFVURRGBVUJTEGT

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — remember when we had sex for the first time

Sandy DanI know they don’t end up together

he’s a life-ruiner. He ruins people’s lives

I hope he caps it off with a delectable tit-shaped dessert!

nice try MAFS!

EAD

gee, thanks

NOBODY’S EVER TOUCHED MY FEET BEFORE!

right there right there

Jesse

nope

Plastic

it’s called glass and a tap

MAFS

u caught me i actually love rose quartz

it’s just me and my hand tonight

u get me!!!

Kama Sutra

yas kween

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — i arrived for my appointment and they were doing foot play

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — sanitary

Layton

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — ello sailor!

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — i’m so cheeky

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — so, last night was fun but i’ve got to get to work

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — see you tomorrow 9am!!

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — five hours of my life i’ll never get back

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — did u do maths in yr 11 and 12?

RAAAAAAAAA

The Notebook

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — sing hallelujah!!!!

mafs australia mafs recap mafs 2023 — lololol why yes I am DA MAN

Chantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer who will be suffering through the pain of MAFS 2023 with you. You can follow her here.

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