Welcome back to another MAFS Commitment Ceremony. And another MAFS
JesseClaireMAFSMAFSJoshMelissaLeave (Get Out)ShannonDuncanMAFSMAFSJohn AikenHarrisonwhen there’s an ick, there’s a way!that is fairMAFSMAFSI see everything u little shitsI would like to stay to lie some moreMAFSthe cost of being a tenant right nowlemme smooch your papawBronteHarrisonMAFSI eat men like u for breakfastif only I had a brain!!lolMAFSAlessandra RampollaDEDomg u were thinking it yeah but u said it!!MAFSdon’t make me get my finger outMAFSwhat’s one more lie, u know????actorhow funDanSandyMAFSugh MAFSthnx DANIELTahneeOllieJanelleAdamthat full stop is way harsh, TaiLaytonMelindaMAFSMel SchillingI think there is a dead rat in these floorboardswowMAFS
His access to the TV
His access to his mobile phone
The times he reads his books
When he can go out
Who he talks to and when he talks to them
His dick
OK, he didn’t say the last one
I did not predict this, daddyyou know you’ve fucked up when these two are judging youtake that sea witch down, Prince Eric!!!don’t chop the dinosaur, daddy!MAFSNO SHE DIDN’Tis this actually happeningMAFSno one treats my Notting Hill boi like thisah shit, I’m fuckedMAFShugs for daddySHE HATH RUINED MEI did not think Prince Eric could get any hotterMAFSshit thing to do, UrsulaAlyssathis is a story about a girl named luckyLyndallCamthe email did not find me wellTay Tay 4 lifeCaitlinthis is wot dreaaaams r made ofMAFSWow wow wow wow wowdo you… hear yourself?Youthe producer did not brief me with these questionshowcome home so I can make u feel like shit some more, yeah?I’m so glad she didn’t sleep with his sunburnt dickvapes are bad mmmkayI’m on day 50 now and feeling good, thanks for askingI’m friends with the MONSTEERRRR that’s under my bedI don’t feel like I’m asking that muchWAAAAAAAAHHHWAAAAAAAAHHHMORE SMART MORE SAFE MORTEIIIINNNMAFS recapChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer who will be suffering through the pain of MAFS 2023 with you. You can follow her here.
