Hello! It’s couples retreat time. Are we that far along already?
Before the MAFS couples depart for what will be the same place every other season has gone to for the episode in Bowral, Rupert
Evelynhappy birthday my little princess!LaytonMelHarrisonlet’s take this alpha energy to the bedroomdid u guys go on a lobotomy dateTaylaHugomum can you pick me up? I’m scared and also still asleepMWAHAHAHAHAHAMAFSsuper fans will knowSHE’S MINEthat’s a vibeMAFSthey could quite literally piss on each other with good aimAlyssaAlessandra Rampollay r u so full of shit?they think or they know?I’ll stick to the caffeine thnxI think he has the hots for u, dollo shitDanEvelyn, I hear you don’t like chapped lipsoh my gaaawwddda fuq u just say?woof!yewwwwwwwwgood chihuahuaJessefree willy!!!is that meant to make me hornyDuncanmarry meplease, let me take him off your handsum, he is everyone’s typeu ungrateful fuckwhat the fuck sis?the power of christ compels you!MAFSChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.
