Holy hell — I’m so nervous for this MAFS reunion, I just may vomit.
We’re looking back on where it all started — when we were all hopeful and dumb — before jumping into one very dramatic intro. Where’s a popcorn-turned-spew bowl
MAFSin the business of relationships, failure is not an optionMelindaur tacky and i love uTahneeOllieLaytonMAFSMel Schillingnot our gen-x loverzzz!!!Bronteyer a dead weight, Harry!HarrisonVINDICATED I AM SELFISH I AM WRONG I AM RIGHT I SWEAR I’M RIGHT Melissawoo woo only meJesseno Claireslamming each other in the media latelysurely fucking notDuncanno one analyses their most recent breakup clothed, duhAlyssaI HAVE A CHILDBRB practicing my Bachelor intro reelLyndalland just like that, it was all worth itCamMAFS final vowsMAFSisisTaylaMAFSIs this why Tayla and Lyndall seemingly don’t like each otherMAFSi’m seeing their bits via text, yepWELL I JUST HEARD, THE NEWS TODAYSandyseems pretty affectionate to medarewhich bar tho? Asking for a friendi AM a childshehimpersonal growth is fun, you should try it sometimeEvelynwetTHERE WERE NIGHTS WHEN THE WIND WAS SO COLDTHIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATIONHugosurelyi don’t think he’ll be surprised but go off sisNOPEi AM a childoldest one in the book my dollRupertJoshhands where i can see themMAFSShannonCaitlinAdamJanelle Danshouldn’tshouldi knew i could convince herI have TEA of the dick varietyhe doesn’t even go herei am shocked and appalled as she was nothing but an angel to me the entire timegotta stop sitting on beessup bitchesAll eyes on me in the centre of the ring just like a circusthis is a case for the FBIbanter is one word for itmust’ve missed the memotell ’em bb!MAFSpaying customers don’t count dollhe would also hug her but not me, FYIo shitdon’t play me sisMAFSo i bet u haveGET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SHOPIMELINDABRILLIANTSANDYi thought my ocean fucker was badand that’s the truth!there’s a Facebook memory that’s gunna make u look real bad soon, sonDEDDOUBLE DEDnot in front of my saladTayla and Rupert datingDICK AND BALLS! DICK AND BALLS!FUAAARRRRKKKKmust’ve been good for this responseMAFSSHE DIDN’TTTTTcan i sell it as an NFTi had no idea she saw his dicky even tho i told everyone all night she saw his dickyMAFSdicks are funny hehe AND funny hahafeelings my asswilly wonka and the teste factory!onei shall call him squishy and he shall be minewe call it DickTiming dolllolololol was the best bender thoMAFSAlessandra Rampollamissed u queeni’ve done my research and dog-friendly nightclubs aren’t a thingjust how I hope my ex boyfriends describe meu seem kinda petite but feelsMAFSI went to Officeworks on my wayMAFSshe was in my thoughts, you kno?from about five seconds after i met u, tbhuh oh I hate not good thingsexcuse me, you’re fuckedshe’s funny! who is she?i win!BHAHAHAHBLHVIRVYRBJREHBVJRmum, can you pick me up? I’m humiliatedfkn fantastic tbhYOU ARE AN ACTRESS, LIAR!!!Bing is my preferred search engine, actuallyimportant detail, DUNCAAAANu lil liarso do i say it or notshebut most of all i hate the way i don’t hate u, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all!YOUR LOSS!!!FULLY SICK BROOOOSex and the CityYOU BROKE MY HEEEAAARTTTTthere it ismaleI HAVE A SONand then u fucked itthat’s what a relationship is thoMAFSsorry not sorryTAKE OFF THE MAAAAASSSK
“Be authentic.”
“Be genuine.”
“It’s bullshit!”
“I don’t even know who you are, honestly!”
o i willMAFSreadyChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.
