TahneeOllieilyily tooCamLyndallrental pricesbreathing in unresolved mould makes me sadluckily for you, I wouldn’t give that a pokelol you’re insecurethat woman will not be my mother-in-lawhave fun with Alessandra’s dildosBronteslick sticksgood for youKirraI will find youHarrisonSandyDanClaire Jesseoh me oh my, I can’t stand liars!!what is this, a mug for ants?JesseAndy Murrayyou are banned from the Australian OpenI feel so untouchedTaylaHugoyou’re dead to me hive boythis is uselessEXCUSE MEeat a dickRupertu got a Berocca?Evelynnext time tell the boys how hot u think I amI cooked itmy fave!!!should we lie downyou’re tacky and I hate uHE IS AN ACTOR, LIAR!!soooorrrrryyyybc he’s a dirty dog bebHUGS FOR SANDYMAFSChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.