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MAFS Recap: Crypto Dog Blames Claire, Vapes, Janelle, Grog Your Mum For His Wandering Dick

Crypto Dog Claire Janelle Jesse MAFS Rupert Evelyn Adam Bunnings Daddy Hugo

Let’s get straight into this MAFS recap because it’s going to be all kinds of fucked. We pick things up where we left them last night, when Claire

JesseAdamHarrisonactually

mafs recp mafs australia mafs pedestrian.tv — Bro!!!!

mafs recp mafs australia mafs pedestrian.tv — us bros gotta stick together

mafs recp mafs australia mafs pedestrian.tv — anyone got a popcorn bowl

mafs recap — Where’s a Kelly Clarkson track when u need it

Bronte

mafs recap mafs pedestrian — not good

mafs recap — It is I, lord of dogtown

OK I found one teste and I am ready!

mafs pedestrian mafs recap — call me Crypto Cunt

mafs recap — YOU’RE A LYING CUNT!!!!

mafs recap MAFS Australia mafs 2023 — takes two to tango fuckface

mafs recap MAFS Australia mafs 2023 — LOUD NOISES!!!!

mafs recap mafs 2023 — Tell me you’ve cheated before without telling me you’ve cheated before

mafs recap mafs 2023 — yes u should’ve

her

mafs recap mafs 2023 — love the dress, HATE her

mafs recap mafs 2023 — not today not tomorrow not ever!!!

Janelle

mafs recap mafs 2023 — wait wot

mafs recap mafs 2023 — THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MR NICOTINE

is

mafs recap mafs 2023 — #JUSTICEFORJANELLE

mafs recap mafs 2023 — she could’ve just blown the vapour into her clutch, I know

MAFS

mafs recap mafs 2023 — SWAP

mafs recap mafs 2023 — don’t forget ya testes on the way out!

MAFSRupertEvelyn

mafs recap mafs 2023 — I’m fkn bliiind

mafs recap mafs 2023 — keep those nips away from my dick

mafs recap mafs 2023 — JESUS CHRIST

MAFS

u wanna play monopoly over this?

slippery when wet

we get it doll, ya hot

hadn’t noticed

so take off all ur clothes

forgive me John Aiken for I have sinned

TaylaHugo

this can’t be happening

MAFS

that’s hot

that… was fucked

I SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

I hope that fuckbag is lonely TBF

GO TO YOUR HOOOMEEE

MORE SMART MORE SAFE MORTEEEEIN

but not everyone can find the clit hehehehe!

I wanna bone but only if it’s below 35 degrees Celsius

yeh I dunno maybe what do u think?

ur tacky and I hate u

Huh? CAAARRRN

u k, hun?

THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

I sat on a bee

MelindaTahnee

AROOGA

Chantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram and TikTok.

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