Welcome back to another Married At First Sight recap where we will suffer through our 187th and 188th wedding for MAFS
CaitlinMAFS bridehicoolmasochists unite!MAFSShannonwell ello ya fine sheila i’m shan and i’m from melbs ayeIMDB page?interestingi am worth of love aye!!! I will have money in abundance aye!!!it’s all making sense nowmy happppinessss, slowly creeping backnorti uncle!did ya see the skiddy darlgeddit sisthat’s our boy!!!MAFSshe mastered the Mary-Kate Olsen circa-2001 hair flick!AlyssaCLOSER EACH DAYYYYDuncando moreplaying hard wbuMAFSJohn AikenGrey’s Anatomyseenpick me choose me love meMadonnawhere’s fibre when u need itwish i could be, part of your jawwwi dont want to see your gadgets and gizmos aplentystruth!LyndallCamis this … Bachelor in Paradise??JesseClaireand then it hit me! i suck!thank u for not talking, interrupting, having hustle, showing your love for star signs, having dirt on your mirror, saying “omg babe” or going to the gymMAFSded
“This is a whole lot of couch!”
“Look! Macaroons!”
“Everything’s got this funky lil’ dude on it.”
“I feel out of place.”
“Rich people things!”
“It smells like expensive.”
“I’m too poor to be breathing in this Versace air.”
Audrey HepburnWHO IS SHEwe saw that one coming didn’t we sweethugs for camBunnings DaddyHarrisonBrontethis old thing? $12 from Kmarthehehehe no hehehehehthat’ll do ithim saying “i got u” was foreplay enoughgroovy baby!no honey, U HAVEstripper entertainmentwas it as shit for you as it was for mesometimes i’m a dick, and sometimes i’m a dicksecret girlfriendhe did not beat my cum quota by 10 per centslow and steady wins the race, u know?u r a selfish lover but i don’t wanna drag uWOWthey’re all the same!!!i’ll show u hysterics m8off to polish a turd!!he’s worse than i thoughti have accepted all of his ick-factors???WHO HURT U#JUSTICEFORCLAIREMAFSWe’ve Done The MAFSJulesfollow on Spotify hereThis writer will be suffering through the pain of MAFS 2023 with you. You can follow her here.
