MAFS Fans Wanna Know If ‘The Child’ Is Actually Just Alyssa Describing Herself In The Third Person

The MAFS reunion is upon us and we are truly so close to this shitshow wrapping up. I, for one, am looking forward to regenerating my brain cells. The episode started with what felt like one million flashbacks. It was just montage after montage of, like, Alyssa

Duncan

Great to see Alyssa has done zero self-reflection between final vows and the reunion #mafsau

— Lola Bunny (@Kdawwwgz) April 2, 2023

ok enough of this alyssa screentime #MAFSAU #MAFS

— teresa has pcd (@augustfallin) April 2, 2023

I wonder if Alyssa has any self awareness after watching this back#MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/s3MZAYaPKW

— Aria (@Aria01471069) April 2, 2023

Class clown award goes to Alyssa #MAFSAU

— Antho)))ny (@CrankyTelepath) April 2, 2023

MAFS

alyssa: grow up

also alyssa: #MAFSAU #MAFS

— grogu (@helpitsgrogu) April 2, 2023

Alyssa saying Duncan needs to grow up while she's making faces behind his back is top tier ironic.#MAFS #MAFSAU

— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) April 2, 2023

Alyssa: Duncan needs to grow up!

Also Alyssa: #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/wf5RNFcAzg

— Anne Stubbs (@annestubbs) April 2, 2023

The executive assistant of drama and immature reactions#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/uHYoEU6d60

— Rohan I (@the_impey) April 2, 2023

MAFS the child Alyssa constantly mentions Arrested Development

Alyssa you’re an absolute child, grow up #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

— Dan Atamian (@Atamian17) April 2, 2023

Updated version after tonight: “I ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ am a child.” #MAFSAU

— Kirri (@matineeidyll) April 2, 2023

Are we sure Alyssa isn’t the actual child she’s been talking about all season?! #MAFSAU

— Tania (@tazzypizzle) April 2, 2023

Does Alyssa have a child or is she the child?… #MAFS

— Beenie (@beenie2012) April 2, 2023

Every second Wednesday and every other weekend is not a sacrifice… #MAFS

— Kate (@khltlooking) April 2, 2023

I would have sacrificed every second wednesday and sunday for you…. #MAFS #MAFSAU

— BirdyMcBirdface (@pcorr19) April 2, 2023

The narrative being every second weekend and a Wednesday here and there#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ktzlNQvFqD

— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) April 2, 2023

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getting mad at  and the good people of Twitter were not here for it. There was also a lot of Alyssa blaming poor ol’ Duncan for the demise of their bin fire relationship and vowing to seek vengeance at the dinner party. Again, such behaviour was not welcomed with open arms. A shred of self awareness, luv! The dinner party started getting hot and heavy as contestants of yore rocked up in their most dashing couture, and Alleged Queen Alyssa wasted no time going ham with the Duncan trashing. That man was getting dragged through the mud so much it was practically a spa treatment people would pay big bucks for. Begone, pores and blackheads! Alyssa was telling Da Galz that Duncan had to grow up, but then when he walked into the room and greeted her, she pulled a face behind his back. Is the “grow up” in the room with us right now, Alyssa? The internet wanted to know. Some  fans were even wondering whether was simply herself, like how Steve Holt in  always called himself “Steve Holt”. A real third person caper. Then Alyssa had a deeply awkward one-sided screaming match with Duncan which involved the word “bro”, an insult that carries the same cadence as a passive aggressive “champ”. She said she sacrificed her life for him which folks found v. ironic, seeing as she told the man she could only see him every second Wednesday and every other weekend. Tee hee! She then said something about a mask and I stopped following because I got bored and zoned out. Sorry! Only one more night of this, folks! For a much more comprehensive look at tonight’s episode of , take a squiz at our gorgeous . If you’re still chomping at the bit for -related gossip, you can sign up to our newsletter  or give our podcast  (hehe) a listen.