Ask any of my friends and they’ll confirm I can only type with two fingers. I am a writer. I wrote a PhD thesis and a novel with two fingers. I don’t know how to get AdBlocker. I once typed “funny videos” into the YouTube search bar. I love the internet, but I am bad at it. You’ll notice that my 10 funniest things all exude a certain “early internet” aesthetic. I’m not making a statement – I just don’t know how to use TikTok. Bear with me, fellow kids.
