The final Love Triangle recap is here. Didn’t this show just begin? Anyway, I’m prepared to be not angry, just disappointed
James
Madi will leave alone because she has respect for herself
Yan will leave alone to proactively avoid rejection
Kyle will choose Leesh, duh
Alex will choose no one even though he really wants to hook up with Bec, but can’t because it’ll ruin his nice-guy image
Ly will want to “see where things go!!!” with Danny
Lisa will listen to her vagina and take the risk with Patty
I will smash my TV screen
heDanielyeah fuck yeah my sweetAussie MilfErikai am rarely wrongobviously obviously obviously i am a a doofusoriginalselfu r a toolyou can’t reject me if i reject u firstLove Trianglewere there no Brits that applied????ElenaLove Trianglei am usually the focal point in a three-wayi thought a country road jumper AND a country road duffle would be too much???Benactuallyr the conditions still dry, luv??Dannyfollow ur heart or the yellow brick road, whatever suitsMadisonwe love our bread we love our butter but most all we love each otherthe days start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’whenever I open a Suzanne Grae catalogue, I will try n’ find youi predict really hot childrenoff to flog a dead horseDaddy Dick Fingersattractivehe’s a 10 but has a ken oath stickerLove Trianglewot a healthy relationship looks like, I imagineHUGEchristening is my fav activityNine West, fits best
How can you know that if you didn’t have sex with Daddy Dick Fingers?
Good sex is hate sex
problematici will forever be indebted to James for making me look betterSavage. Not “hey”, we love.Which is get your god-given dick wet.Because they all booshit.And my faith in men over six foot.Because the producers are forcing me.Unlikely. The Circlebeen better wburead the room knob-muffinthissomove it along sugar, my neck hurts29 is the year of realising stuffda fuq sonwhysavageWOWwomen’s needs confuse mei may or may not have had coke dickyou’re gunna love Sirensomg can u notwaaaaahi hope Zara is having a clearanceblonde or brunette, fireworks here or on tvam i too boringi will stare at u foreverSex & The Citynot sure if i made the right choice lolBachiesuddenly i see!Buttheken oathoptionst-t-today JUNIORthat’s not what i askedu slay every day, we got itI may change my mind after the cameras stop rollingthis is wot dreaaaams are made ofChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer. You can follow her here.
