There's an important thing you should know about me, if you don't already: I've been a proud library kid for pretty much my entire life.
It started when I was so, so small, you guys. My grandpa, who was awesome, took great pride in teaching me how to read when I was about three; somewhere, there are probably tapes of me and him reading aloud when I was very young. Also, they're likely from one of the many, many books that he and my grandma always had on the built-in bookcases that he'd installed in their living room. Which, not for nothing, he had also built himself; he was just that kind of guy. (I think you see where this is going.)