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Beril Naz Hassan

Liz Truss and Phil and Holly feature in top 10 Christmas cracker jokes for 2022

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TV channel Gold has held its 10th annual best Christmas cracker jokes competition
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The countdown to Christmas is on, with the big day less than three weeks away.

There are many aspects of the forthcoming holiday season that make it jolly, including the delicious food, the festive drinks, the gifts and the Christmas movies. Then, of course, there are the Christmas cracker jokes, which are perhaps needed more than ever this year due to the doom and gloom of the cost of living crisis.

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