Happy New Year! I write these words while resting my laptop on my post- Christmas belly, which is doubling up as a table thanks to festive overindulgence.
Yes, I overdid it on the food and drink again... as well as on the stuff that gives you enormous pleasure as you unwrap it and pop in your mouth...
Wait! – I’m talking about chocolate orange! If your mind wandered to other things, remember I’m in my 50s, married for nearly 20 years and I gave up being unwrapped after the birth of my son 14 years ago.