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Lisa Simpson Smoked Cowboys' Defense on 'MNF' Broadcast, and Fans Had Lots of Jokes

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In the 2024 season alone, the Dallas Cowboys got blown out by Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions, badly beaten by Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles, and…smoked by Lisa Simpson on primetime television.

During the Cowboys’ 27-20 loss to the Cincinnati Bengals on Monday Night Football, the alternate Simpsons broadcast of the game turned into a surprisingly entertaining fixture, albeit at Dallas’ expense.

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