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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

Like a rural bank manager, Sideshow Mel wades into the Tory battle for irrelevance

Mel Stride Andy Haldane Kemi Liz Truss Jezza Bank of England
Mel Stride.
‘Mel Stride is not as bright as he looks. And he doesn’t look very bright.’ Photograph: Leon Neal/Getty Images

Some things in life you just don’t see coming. Like a lottery win. Like Spurs winning a European trophy. You can now add to those two: Mel Stride getting a full house for one of his speeches. Not even standing room was available.

This just doesn’t happen to Mel. Normally you can book him a broom cupboard and there will still be plenty of space. His reputation for never saying anything of interest precedes him. Just not today. Maybe it was a slow news day. Maybe the refreshments on offer at the Royal Society of Arts were top dollar.

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