I surely can’t be the only Guardian reader who, on seeing the headline “Pow! Man in Batman costume chases down suspected Norwich handbag thief” (theguardian.com, 25 September), immediately thought of the Only Fools and Horses scene in which Del and Rodney, dressed as Batman and Robin, foil a handbag robbery.
David Mack
Heptonstall, West Yorkshire
• Jo Bannon could recycle her mum’s school reports (Letters, 27 September). My husband’s are now laminated placemats, and a source of great entertainment at family gatherings, with their excoriating pronouncements that he is “still happy to be a silly boy” who is “satisfied with mediocrity”. It certainly puts him in his place!
Anne Parkinson
Rafford, Moray
• Well-loved kitchen tools are an easy way to maintain the physical connection with departed parents. My mother’s egg slicer, at least 60 years old, is one of my most prized possessions. And when I die, my children will all vie for it.
Richard Ehrlich
London
• Any help to buy scheme that is restricted to new-build homes (Andy Burnham announces new homes scheme for first-time buyers, 26 September) is a scheme designed to benefit developers, not a scheme designed to benefit the first-time buyers.
John Kay
Ringmer, East Sussex
• I personally, speaking for myself, am thankfully glad that the letters (25 September) from pedantic nitpickers about extra superfluous unnecessary words have at last finally come to a conclusive end.
Nick Nicholson
Norwich
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