Let me tell you about the time wee Suso Santana went loco in Il Ciocco and caused a full-scale rammy after taking a dive under a tackle from our hotel waiter.
Why? Because Lewis Ferguson ’s bellyflop at Tynecastle was one of the worst cases of simulation I’ve seen since the incredible day our wee Spaniard lost his head in the Tuscan sun.
The Aberdeen man should be embarrassed by his theatrics and it’s just as well Craig Gordon saved his resultant penalty because Robbie Neilson was angry enough without it also potentially depriving Hearts of what was a superb win.
