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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Michael Butler

Let’s hear it for the kacktors! Celebrating crap goals in football

Football Football Daily Jude Bellingham Dan Levy Panenka Arne Slot Ben Hinchliffe Christian Burgess Liverpool Marseille
A goalmouth scramble before Aston Villa score against Arsenal in December 2025
Aston Villa with a late entry as they scramble their way to victory over Arsenal in December. Photograph: Justin Tallis/AFP/Getty Images

THE PUSGAFFES?

Sure, volleying a can of Tin from the bath straight into the bin feels good, but have you ever felt the rush of successfully slipping a foreign word in a sentence? Whether Football Daily is subtly and frivolously deploying a “merci” at Pret a Manger or winning hearts and minds at Football Daily Towers by describing an overcome hangover as the greatest remontada since Barcelona’s 6-1 win over PSG in 2017, there is simply nothing like the smugness one feels after borrowing a word or two from our European brethren.

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