Get all your news in one place.
100's of premium titles.
One app.
Start reading
Pedestrian.tv
Pedestrian.tv
National
Lachlan Hodson

Let’s All Look At This New Pygmy Hippo Named Haggis & Ignore Our Dread Of Tomorrow’s Election

In an adorable announcement from Edinburgh Zoo, the world has been blessed with a new baby pygmy hippopotamus to be obsessed with: Haggis the hippo. The little guy is so cute, you almost forget the overwhelming sense of panic the world feels right now. What do you mean? There’s totally nothing else on my mind right now. LA LA LA LA LA.

Sign up to read this article
Read news from 100's of titles, curated specifically for you.
Already a member? Sign in here
Related Stories
Top stories on inkl right now
One subscription that gives you access to news from hundreds of sites
Already a member? Sign in here
Our Picks
Fourteen days free
Download the app
One app. One membership.
100+ trusted global sources.