A takeaway customer asked for no salad on his burger because he's Scottish - and feared he'd have his passport revoked if he was caught 'eating veg'.
The unnamed hungry customer ordered an Epic Fried Chicken and Beef Burger from takeaway Farsley Fire and Smoke in Leeds and added a special requirement asking for no salad.
In a hilarious note on the order, the customer asked: "No salad. I'm Scottish, they'll revoke my passport if they catch me eating vegetables."