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Leaflet says man is entitled to free 'enlargement therapy' for driving a big car

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The owner of a Land Rover didn't react with anger when a leaflet was left on his car saying he was entitled to a "free penis enlargement on the NHS " because he drove a big car. Adam Chester returned to his Land Rover Discovery after visiting a friend to find two notes attached to it.

They were wedged in the door of the 2011 three-litre 4x4 on Thursday and Friday last week. One handwritten note read: "Do you really need a big, polluting vehicle to get around a city? Have a nice day!'

A second printed black and white card read: "Do you drive a Jeep, 4X4 or Range Rover in the city? You could be entitled to free penis enlargement therapy on the NHS."

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