Labour leader Keir Starmer seems like a sensible bloke to me – the honest, practical, good-natured sort who would make the ideal neighbour.
No noisy parties, a neatly trimmed hedge, a great set of jump leads for your flat battery and, of course, a full set of adjustable spanners.
Happy to help you sort out your DIY disasters, though best not bother him on Sunday mornings in case he’s listening to the Archers Omnibus with a cuppa and a digestive, before he cleans the goldfish tank and pops down to B&Q.
