One thing about me: I love a theme. Throw an obscure dress code my way and watch me commit fully to the bit. My 29th birthday was Emo Met Gala, the next year was rhinestone cowgirl, and last weekend, I spent three days straight dressed in cherry print for my friend's Dirty (Shirley) 30.
But even with all these method dressing notches on my belt, Kylie Jenner is doing her best to upstage me. I'm devastated to report that she has finally succeeded—thanks to a slinky set of Knicks-themed lingerie.
