Trump couldn’t have chosen better when he tapped Kristi Noem to run the Department of Homeland Security. They needed someone with zero morals, a psychopathic disregard for human life, and bovine stupidity so extreme that she simply doesn’t realize how stupid she actually is.
You can imagine the scene, with Trump weighing up the best candidates, but figuring there’s nobody that could beat the lunatic who boasted about executing her pet dog in a gravel pit.
