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Justinas Keturka

“Kitchen Confidential”: Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets And Jokes In 77 Posts (New Pics)

If we, "normies," have learned anything from The Bear, it is that working in a professional kitchen is not for the faint-hearted. Perhaps there's less shouting and familial drama, but the stressful environment is definitely there. According to the National Restaurant Association, the restaurant and foodservice industry accounts for 10% of the U.S. total workforce.

But working in restaurants comes with its own joys and challenges. There's the high turnover rate, demanding customers, incompetent prep cooks, and accidental spills that make you want to crawl inside the Earth's crust and never come back. The folks at "Kitchen Confidential" have seen it all, and if you've ever cried in a walk-in freezer, these posts might be relatable to you, too.

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#1 Dishwasher Sheepishly Asked For Some Fries. This Is What I Made For Him

Started with a sour cream based avocado mousse followed by fries tossed in NC BBQ spice and topped New York strip, cheese, long cut pico de Gallo and chives.

We take care of our dishes around here.

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#2 I’m A Health Inspector (Sorry Everyone). This Restaurant Today Had A Walken Cooler

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#3 Server Came Back And Said They Had A Guest Who Was Autistic And All They Wanted Was A Tower Of Grilled Cheese. I Was More Than Happy To Oblige

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#4 86 Cherries

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#5 The Dedication On My New Book

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#6 Good Morning 😃

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#7 Buddy Texts Me After A 12 Hour Shift

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#8 God Bless

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#9 $700 Charcuterie Board We Prepped For A Client

© Photo: WasGudMahNinja

#10 I Asked One Of My Cooks To Make Deviled Eggs

© Photo: BigTuna906

#11 Asked For These To Be Sliced In Half For Hot Dogs

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#12 Eyeballed My Sugar In Front Of Chef. "That's About 600g". Chef: "You Sure About That?"

© Photo: chocomeeel

#13 Not Mine, Stolen From Facebook But Thought You All Would Appreciate This! "Malort... Cause These Pants Aren't Gonna Shit Themselves" 😂

© Photo: incomplete_

#14 I Think I've Struck Gold, This Is The View From My New Kitchen's Smoke Spot!

© Photo: ConcreteGardener

#15 Almost Cried On The Line Tonight

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#16 Asked My Chef How He Needed Veg Diced

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#17 Made A Waitress Some Grub Past Closed After A Busy Friday, Got This Message

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#18 First Day At A Michelin Star Restaurant, Chef Had Me Whittle Some "Romaine Plugs" Is This Standard Practice Anywhere Else?

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#19 Who Woulda Thought?

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#20 Gm Told Me Cracking A Double Egg Means I Knocked Someone Up, And Brother I'm Shakin In My Nonslip Clogs

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#21 Worst Spill I’ve Had To Date

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#22 I Goofed Up

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#23 Carrot Brunoise Practice: The Final Cut

© Photo: SirDucksworth1706

#24 My Coworker (Jack) Requested A Day Off

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#25 For Halloween, I Dressed Up As The Guy Who Spilled 4l Of Extra Reduced Down Lobster Stock

© Photo: CIAOTC

#26 When You Accidentally Happen To Be The Only Food Truck At A Massive Outdoor Market Event

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#27 Op Deleted It, But The 700 Bucks Vegetable Platter Can Never Be Forgotten!

© Photo: TOHSNBN

#28 What Do You Call This Thing For Clearing The Fryers? I Got In Trouble With The Gm For Calling It The “Abortionator”

goshyarnit:
Lovingly referred to as "have you seen the fryer... stick... hook... thing" while vaguely gesturing it's size with your hands.

© Photo: The_LambSaucee

#29 Title

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#30 My Chef - We Don't Need A Dish Washer It'll Be A Slow Night

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#31 The Girl Who Usually Works Sauce Asked Me Why I Was Pan Frying The Cod... This Is An Absolute 116g Monster Of A Scallop

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#32 I Just Got Hired As A Cook At A Nice Italian Restaurant. This Job Means A Lot To Me And My Girlfriend Just Surprised Me With This!! 😭❤️

© Photo: Musegirl234

#33 Donning Her Bandaid Bikini As To Not Offend The Monks At My Job

© Photo: AmbrosiaPeachh

#34 Got Sent Home For Not Taking Notes During Preshift. My "Notes" Every Day Since:

© Photo: BigOlToad

#35 Psa To My Coworkers, The Plates Should Look Like This Before You Put Them In The Dishwasher

© Photo: Then-Baker-2189

#36 Our Pizza Cook Is Moving. Bakery Team Absolutely Killed It

© Photo: Jagasaur

#37 Painfully Accurate 💯

© Photo: Damiancarmine14

#38 Seriously, Michael. I'm Done

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#39 This Is A Real Knife That Is Used By The Fish Cutter At My Current Job. He's Been Using It For 35 Years

© Photo: oadge

#40 Bleach To “Sanitize” Lettuce? Is That A Thing Or Is My Boss Poisoning People?


Satakans:
To my understanding (not in the US so check your local regulations), bleach in a MEASURED ratio is acceptable for things like cleaning produce and to serve as sanitizer solution during service.
But again, this should be measured not just chuck a capful in a sink of water and hope for the best.

© Photo: LadyMcMustard

#41 Meatball Braise…

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#42 I'd Hire

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#43 I Was So Confused Seeing A $99 Kids Meal

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#44 Honor The Regulars!!!

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#45 Drunk Man Was Convinced The Foh Woman Was His Soulmate

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#46 My Dishwasher Is A Prisoner Of The Dish Pit

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#47 15 Y/O Son Made This

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#48 Laugh Reacts Only

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#49 I Got 99 Problems And A Touch Screen Fryer Is One Of Them!!!

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#50 Just Witnessed Some Big Bug Kamikaze Directly Into My Fryer. Don’t Worry I’m Discarding The Oil

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#51 Why Is This So Accurate…

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#52 I Work In An Upscale Seafood Restaurant And Get Order Like This All Day

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#53 How My Italian Chef Responded Before Seeing I Dropped The Bomb My Grandma Had Cancer😭

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#54 This Is Why We Hate People

© Photo: AwfulGoingToHell

#55 This Is Insane I Just Got Handed A Laminated Allergy Sheet For 1 Single Person

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#56 Frick Doordash Special Requests Idgaf If You’re A Regular Or Say Thank You

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#57 Coworker Roasted My Knife Over The Burner So He Can Cut Styrofoam

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#58 Server Came To The Back With This Note Asking What We Can Make Her 😭

© Photo: MrThiccem

#59 This Is Staging Behind My Store And My Staff Just Dipped Out…

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#60 Chef Burned A Case And A Half Of Duck

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#61 My GF Wanted To Be Cute And Bought Me A Chef Knife

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#62 Mid Service Last Night, One Of My Cooks (Mildly Stoned) Slowly Walks Up To Me, Giggling, And Goes "I Made This For You"

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#63 Coworker Was Asked To Slice Strawberries. Now We’ve Got Six Quarts Of Anuses

© Photo: DoorstepCult

#64 Asked The New Guy To Put Ice In The Soda Fountain Machine

© Photo: discodeathsquad

#65 Cover Letter Strong Af

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#66 How The Bartender Labels Their Fruit

© Photo: PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

#67 Heat Stroke On My First Day

© Photo: snowocean84

#68 Someone Cut The Front Off My Cake The Night Before The Order Was Due

© Photo: Comfortable_Butts

#69 Cutting A Cup Of Chives Ever Day Until This Reddit Says They’re Perfect. Day 3

© Photo: F1exican

#70 An Allergy Notification Card I Received On One Of The Busiest Nights In December

© Photo: ArchaicInsanity

#71 The One Brave Chef Resisting The Urge To Put Hot Honey On Every Menu Item

© Photo: Over-Conversation220

#72 How Fd Am I?

© Photo: Head_Contest_4149

#73 Weird Marks While Cleaning The Flattop?

© Photo: HoldenR612

#74 Low Effort Meme After A Shifty Day

© Photo: Satchellfise

#75 I Am Not Prep Cook. I Am Chip Girl

© Photo: Sedacanela

#76 When A Server Is Complaining To You About "Only" Making $200 In Tips In Their 5 Hour Shift

© Photo: MrBobFireman

#77 Apparently This Is A "Massive Mess" That Is "Wasting Product" And Will "Throw Off Inventory For The Week"

© Photo: cubecasts

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