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The National (Scotland)
The National (Scotland)
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Kirsty Strickland

Kirsty Strickland: What energy crisis? It's Groundhog Day for ferries at FMQs

Hello and welcome to the year 2052.

Sea levels have risen so dramatically that a cul-de-sac in northern Kirkcaldy has just been announced as Scotland’s new capital city.

Lurpak is now a high-value tradable commodity and helps shore up our new currency.

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