
“Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen,” begins Dolly Parton’s immortal 9 to 5. “Pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come to life.”
Well, in a rental property currently on the market in Kilburn, she wouldn’t have far to go. The one-bedroom flat, which is listed on OpenRent for £1,800 a month, has an unusual floorplan, whereby the kitchen — a 45 square foot room equipped with a gas hob, oven, small fridge and washing machine — is only accessible via the bedroom. Better make that a strong cup of ambition.