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Kevin Pietersen's 'shambolic' England rant in full at Lord's: 'This is not Ashes cricket'

Former England star Kevin Pietersen didn't hold back in his scathing assessment of England's performance on the opening day of the second Ashes Test at Lord's, as Australia took control with their formidable batting display. Pietersen, who had the honor of ringing the bell before play commenced, expressed his disappointment with England's bowling efforts after the tourists ended the day at 339 for five.

Despite some late breakthroughs by part-time spinner Joe Root, who claimed two wickets in four balls, the scoreboard could have been even more unfavorable if not for unforced errors resulting in the dismissals of Travis Head and Cameron Green. Although the presence of live green grass and gloomy overhead clouds seemed favorable for England's five-strong seam attack, it was the Australian batsmen who dominated proceedings, with half-centuries from David Warner (66), Travis Head (77), and Steve Smith (85 not out) putting them in a commanding position.

Pietersen, with 104 international caps to his name, didn't mince his words, stating: "Not a lot's caught my eye from an English perspective, it's been shambolic. Absolutely shambolic."

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He criticised England's bowlers for their lackluster pace, saying: "You have overhead conditions, you have wickets that suit your bowlers, and you've got bowlers running in at 78, 79, 80 miles an hour."

Expressing his discontent with the team's demeanor, Pietersen continued: "Now it's one thing walking here, swanning around, saying 'this is a wonderful team to play in, we're creating the best environment'. But this is not Ashes cricket."

Pietersen also took issue with the apparent lack of intensity on the field, contrasting it with the fierce competitiveness seen in past Ashes encounters. The former batsman said: "It's all too easy, too nice. Are you telling me, Ricky Ponting, in 2005 is going to be talking to Geraint Jones? You think Michael Vaughan is going to be stood next to Justin Langer saying 'hey mate, what a cool day, it's overcast, it's beautiful, what an awesome day, environment here at Lord's – what do you think of the wicket'?"

Expressing his hopes for a stern dressing-room discussion, Pietersen told Sky Sports: I just hope they're in their dressing room now and the England coach is giving them the biggest hammering and saying it's absolutely not good enough."

Among England's fast bowlers, Josh Tongue stood out on his Ashes debut, registering the highest speed and claiming the wickets of Usman Khawaja and David Warner on either side of the lunch break. Despite a shaky start where he conceded 24 runs in his first three overs, Tongue credited Ollie Robinson for guiding him on utilizing the famous slope at Lord's, which eventually helped him dismiss the Australian batsmen.

Reflecting on his performance, Tongue said: "Getting Khawaja just before lunch was crucial and then, obviously, I was trying to do the same to David. He's a very hard batter to bowl at. If you miss your length, you're going to the boundary, that's how I felt, so the wicket came at a very good time for the team."

On the dismissal of Warner, Tongue added: "I haven't properly looked back yet, but listening to the lads, it was a very good ball."

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