After the reindeer suspended their strikes over nosebags and delivered more parcels than Royal Mail, Santa Kevin is handing out Christmas gifts to deserving and undeserving politicians alike.
His prezzies come at the end of a crazy year in which the Tories played pass the parcel with three prime ministers.
The shower crashed the economy so spectacularly that this Christmas the partridge had to flog the pear tree to pay an electricity bill. But the festive fowl-up has one upside – it looks to have cooked the Tories’ goose...
