
Swingers beware, as things may be about to get a lot more itchy and painful in the worst possible place. Ever since the inauguration, the Trump administration has been busily taking an axe to the nation’s vital infrastructure: everything from cruise ship sanitation to scientific research to Medicaid is being cut.
Now, one of the most disturbing cuts has been identified. The Department of Health and Human Services, under the control of sewage swimming conspiracy theorist Robert F. Kennedy, has shut down the CDC lab tasked with tracking the spread of STIs across America.