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Rob Smyth

Just when you thought it was safe to step out of the digital bunker

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‘Got to tell you, Harry. I miss Hatchet Man. He really was the column that went in hardest.’
‘Got to tell you, Harry. I miss Hatchet Man. He really was the column that went in hardest.’ Photograph: Paul Ellis/AFP/Getty Images

THE ITCH IS BACK

Your super, soaraway Football Daily always looks forward to Black Friday. Unashamed dopamine fiend that we are, we’ll never tire of watching viral videos of adults (sic) brawling doggedly over an immersive multi-room speaker system they don’t need or particularly want, and which was 50 notes cheaper when they walked straight past it a week earlier. Today, that entertainment will be supplemented by Fifa’s new post-Thanksgiving celebration: Bloke Friday, in which a load of men play a load of football in front of crowds made up of a load of men.

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