In 2000, Kylie Minogue released Spinning Around, the song that would relaunch her career, become a cultural moment, and make 16-year-old me desperately covet those gold hot pants, her honeyed skin, and that glossy, glossy pout.
I failed wildly on the first two, fake tanning until I stank and looked orange, and wearing shorter than short skirts which looked faintly ridiculous and possibly obscene. But the lipgloss bit I nailed, thanks to Lancôme’s Juicy Tubes Lip Gloss.
