Call the franchise whatever you want, the team that plays in Washington D.C. is hopelessly broken. We certainly don’t feel like calling them the Commanders, in any case. This week the perpetual dumpster fire of an organization is in the news thanks to a fresh round of sexual harassment allegations against team owner Dan Snyder, who has at last achieved Congressional Hearing levels of misconduct.
Former first-round pick Jonathan Allen is also trending because he tweeted that he wants Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson to play for Washington – and also that he’d like hang out with Hitler in response to a question about which three people he’d like to have dinner with.