It’s hard to believe Full House was on the air nearly forty years ago at this point, but never has time passing been more clear than John Stamos admitting he turned 63 this year. Of course, he had to straight up tell us this, because his ridiculous abs seems to be aging backwards.
Now, John Stamos has a history of donning his birthday suit on or near his birthday, and CinemaBlend has a history of occasionally putting together some over-the-top articles. Like that time we literally tracked every. single. one. of John Wick's kills. Or the time we ranked It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia characters by who would be the most fun to drink with. Today is no exception. So without further ado, let me walk you through the time-honored tradition that is Stamos on his birthday.